Due to some unfounded premise my client has that I can produce a 40 page book in 5 days WITHOUT any finalized content, I have resolved to desperate measures to keep my sanity. I can assure you, that book WILL go to press this Friday, by any means necessary. If I have to smash the content out of these copywriters like I muddle up a mojito, I will.

However, I came up with a new cocktail that gets you plowed like no other. Because, being the lush that I am, I can no longer get drunk on your everyday normal drinks...

start on friday:

• make the call that "I'm working from home today"
  
• bottle of wine for brunch @ habana's (aka, the house).
• break the bank with a day of shopping at the snotty mall.
• dinner at habana's again... but with more friends (who actually had to work), and two more bottles of wine...
• finish the night off with a few more cocktails.

saturday:

• pick up sunblock and vodka, soda, mint & limes to concoct some refreshing mojitos
• spend the day in the sun, by the pool and have several plates of guam style food (red rice, finadene, bbq ribs, kim chee galore, veggies and everything to make your tummy happy)
• play the clean up crew (because that's how the islanders roll)
• go home, break in (with some jimmy help) because you forgot your keys, clean up and moisturize
• pick up the boys and hit the bar
• end with a tasty harbor house meal

sunday:

• procrastinate and distract like a mother f-er
• bloody mary the afternoon
• nap
• pull an all nighter tinkering away at the macbook while watching james bond films (inspiring shit)
• unintentionally catch the sunrise into...

MONDAY:

• stroll into office at 6am
• email like a madwoman
• blog the crazy shit that got you feeling this way...
• figure out some really good make-up tricks to not look so cracked out for my meeting
• come hell or high-water i'm going home at 1 to catch the sleep that has eluded me....
• ... and back to the grind when i regain consciousness